Unauthorized Sliding Operations

(Verse 1) The sign said WALK, my heart said GO, the floor was waxed and wide, Hallway 3 was calling and I would not be denied. The Bureau's gonna file a form, the Bureau's gonna sigh but baby for one second there a seal like me could fly. (Chorus) Unauthorized! Unsanctioned! Unbelievably alive! I cleared the corner, stuck the turn, and somehow I survived. Safety beats speed, I know, I know, I'll sign the forms in three but love is just an unposted ramp, and you're the floor to me. (Verse 2) They posted up a warning sign, I read it upside down, I've never met a corridor I didn't want to crown. You cheered me from the doorway, said be careful, said be free, so I built a little velocity and aimed it straight at thee. (Bridge) Write me up, write me up, hang the citation high, I'd take the whole infraction just to watch you watch me fly. (Chorus) Unauthorized! Unsanctioned! Unbelievably alive! the only rule I'm keeping is to keep you by my side 'cause love is just an unposted ramp, and you're the floor to me.